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Author:  Bill Spight [ Sat Dec 27, 2014 7:42 am ]
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Darwinian explanation for why what goes up must come down:

All the stuff that didn't come down has gone away.

Author:  Bill Spight [ Sat Dec 27, 2014 7:46 am ]
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A society matron knocks on the door of a house. A small boy answers the door.

Matron: Young man, is your mother home?

Boy: Naw, she ain't here now.

Matron: Young man! Where is your grammar?

Boy: She ain't here neither.

Author:  Bill Spight [ Sat Dec 27, 2014 7:55 am ]
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One of the local civics clubs contributes to a nearby insane asylum, and members pay a visit once a year on a Sunday afternoon. One of the members notices a man sitting by a flower garden with a fishing pole. The fishing line is dangling amongst the flowers. To humor the man, the member asks him, "How many have you caught today?"

The man replies, "You're the third."

Author:  drmwc [ Sun Apr 12, 2015 2:05 pm ]
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I'm thining of football...

http://abstrusegoose.com/99

3 logicians walk into a bar...

Image

Author:  EdLee [ Sun Apr 12, 2015 3:32 pm ]
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Abstruse Goose comic (544) -- subfield

Author:  ez4u [ Sun Apr 12, 2015 5:21 pm ]
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http://abstrusegoose.com/565

Author:  drmwc [ Mon Apr 13, 2015 9:13 am ]
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This one is allegedly true, about the late, great David Hilbert.

Quote:
Hilbert had a student who one day presented him with a paper purporting to prove the Riemann Hypothesis. Hilbert studied the paper carefully and was really impressed by depth of the argument; but unfortunately he found an error in it which even he could not eliminate. The following year the student died. Hilbert asked the grieving parents if he might be permitted to make a funeral oration. While the student's relatives and friends were weeping beside the grave in the rain, Hilbert came forward. He began by saying what a tragedy it was that such a gifted young man had died before he had had an opportunity to show what he could accomplish. But, he continued, in spite of the fact that this young man's proof of the Riemann Hypothesis contained an error, it was still possible that some day a proof of the famous problem would be obtained along the lines which the deceased had indicated. "In fact," he continued with enthusiasm, standing there in the rain by the dead student's grave, "let us consider a function of a complex variable...."


Source:http://books.google.com/books?id=qsoqLNQUIJMC&pg=PA186#v=onepage&q&f=false

Author:  Bill Spight [ Mon Apr 13, 2015 10:39 am ]
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The story goes that Bertrand Russell and his wife allowed their 5 year old daughter to go naked in their house. One afternoon a local Episcopal vicar decides, for reasons best know to himself, to pay a visit on the Russell household. When he knocks on the front door, young Miss Russell answers it. Seeing the naked child, the vicar exclaims, "Dear God!" Miss Russell replies, "God is dead," and slams the door.

Author:  janne [ Mon Apr 13, 2015 10:53 am ]
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What did the criminal said to the victim?
Ha, I got you!


Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the road was too rough on the chicken!

Author:  drmwc [ Mon Jul 13, 2015 4:11 pm ]
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How do you tell the gender of an ant? Drop it in water.

If it sinks, it is a a girl ant.
If it floats, it is boy ant.

Author:  DrStraw [ Mon Jul 13, 2015 5:04 pm ]
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drmwc wrote:
How do you tell the gender of an ant? Drop it in water.

If it sinks, it is a a girl ant.
If it floats, it is boy ant.


I had to read that three times before I got it. :(

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