You have to adjust your mask to place a go stone under your tongue.

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The Adkins Principle:
At some point, doesn't thinking have to go on?
— Winona Adkins

My two main guides in life:
My mother and my wife.

Everything with love. Stay safe.

79: you deliberately let a weak group life for the challenge.
80: you go back in time to play Shusaku.
81: you imagine playing a game on a tiled floor.
82: you try to give aji to people you don't like.
83: you learn Japanese/Chinese so you can affirm your strength in their language.
84: you've won a world title more than once.
85: you've left your opponent with no living groups.

You start winning against the latest Leela Zero weights on a regular basis.

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86: you win a game against Chuck Norris.

87: You try to figure out how the black elevator buttons can live.

88: you have a go board worth more than 1000 dollars.
89: you wonder if group tax affects actual taxes.
90: you play 3D go because normal go is easy.
91: you use sente to ask some one out.
92: you drive a black car because black gets the initiative.
93: you win a 13x13 with giving your opponent a 9 stone handi.
94: you win a 9x9 with giving your opponent a 6 stone handi.
95: you fall asleep half way through the game and dream the rest.

96: you write a comprehensive dictionary that translates Robert Jasiek's terminology into John Fairbairn's and vice-versa.

97: your cheer is: push and cut, push and cut, push cut!
98: you use a go board to do math calculations.
99: you like ternary because that's the number of states a intersection can be in.
100: you flip a coin for a miai position.
101: you capture more than 30 stones in a game.
102: your fingers glow as you play a stone.

103: you play 9 stones around the center to attack everything.
104: you smack the stones on the board as hard as you can.
105: you read more than 25 moves ahead.
106: you use a mirror to reflect on the position.
107: you play the "back in black" song when you take black.
108: you've played at more than 10 go salons.

109: you dream about go.
110: you play go like there's no tomorrow.
111: you solve life and death problems for life.
112: you switch from a winning position to your opponent's color, and he takes yours, and you still win.
113: you play against a 17 stone handicap and still win.

114: you buy a high end computer dedicated to analyzing your Go games

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115: you make pictures with the stones.
116: your games are reviewed by pro players.
117: you carry go stones in your pocket so you'll never be apart from go.
118: you laser etch a go board.
119: you wash go stones every day.
120: you get a go tattoo.

121: you deliberately play a poor move to test your opponent.
122: you have a ghost that you teach go.
123: you use terms like cutting, killing, poking out eyes, and aji in normal conversation.
124: you know several magic tricks involving go.

125: you've accurately guessed jigo more than 10 times in a row.
126: you crawl on the second line in preparation for a center attack.
127: you think the bloodier the game is, the better.
128: you fall asleep on a game you clearly won.

129: you play out a failing ladder for strategic purposes.
130: you beat the cpu that beat lee sedol.
131: you never need score estimate software, as you are perfect in that regard.
132: the only go variant you play is on a bigger board.

133: you play go on more than two servers.
134: you created more than two go salons.
135: you create jokes about go.

136. ...you can think of more than 100 reasons why you have played too much go

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Patience, grasshopper.

137: you write a poem about go.
138: you use the game result for a trade of goods.
139: you write a comprehensive book about go.
140: you can find the flaw in any move.
141: the first game you teach your children is go.