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Author:  Bill Spight [ Mon May 18, 2020 3:28 pm ]
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You have to adjust your mask to place a go stone under your tongue.

Author:  phillip1882 [ Wed May 20, 2020 5:55 pm ]
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79: you deliberately let a weak group life for the challenge.
80: you go back in time to play Shusaku.
81: you imagine playing a game on a tiled floor.
82: you try to give aji to people you don't like.
83: you learn Japanese/Chinese so you can affirm your strength in their language.
84: you've won a world title more than once.
85: you've left your opponent with no living groups.

Author:  tchan001 [ Wed May 20, 2020 7:07 pm ]
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You start winning against the latest Leela Zero weights on a regular basis.

Author:  jlt [ Wed May 20, 2020 11:05 pm ]
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86: you win a game against Chuck Norris.

Author:  Joaz Banbeck [ Sun May 24, 2020 11:38 pm ]
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87: You try to figure out how the black elevator buttons can live.

Author:  phillip1882 [ Mon Jun 29, 2020 1:38 pm ]
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88: you have a go board worth more than 1000 dollars.
89: you wonder if group tax affects actual taxes.
90: you play 3D go because normal go is easy.
91: you use sente to ask some one out.
92: you drive a black car because black gets the initiative.
93: you win a 13x13 with giving your opponent a 9 stone handi.
94: you win a 9x9 with giving your opponent a 6 stone handi.
95: you fall asleep half way through the game and dream the rest.

Author:  jlt [ Tue Jun 30, 2020 5:04 am ]
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96: you write a comprehensive dictionary that translates Robert Jasiek's terminology into John Fairbairn's and vice-versa.

Author:  phillip1882 [ Mon Jul 06, 2020 8:53 am ]
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97: your cheer is: push and cut, push and cut, push cut!
98: you use a go board to do math calculations.
99: you like ternary because that's the number of states a intersection can be in.
100: you flip a coin for a miai position.
101: you capture more than 30 stones in a game.
102: your fingers glow as you play a stone.

Author:  phillip1882 [ Mon Jul 13, 2020 8:12 am ]
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103: you play 9 stones around the center to attack everything.
104: you smack the stones on the board as hard as you can.
105: you read more than 25 moves ahead.
106: you use a mirror to reflect on the position.
107: you play the "back in black" song when you take black.
108: you've played at more than 10 go salons.

Author:  phillip1882 [ Fri Jul 24, 2020 10:35 am ]
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109: you dream about go.
110: you play go like there's no tomorrow.
111: you solve life and death problems for life.
112: you switch from a winning position to your opponent's color, and he takes yours, and you still win.
113: you play against a 17 stone handicap and still win.

Author:  henrikfalk [ Fri Aug 07, 2020 1:35 am ]
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114: you buy a high end computer dedicated to analyzing your Go games

Author:  phillip1882 [ Tue Aug 11, 2020 12:33 pm ]
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115: you make pictures with the stones.
116: your games are reviewed by pro players.
117: you carry go stones in your pocket so you'll never be apart from go.
118: you laser etch a go board.
119: you wash go stones every day.
120: you get a go tattoo.

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