Life In 19x19

I receive a lot of spams every day in my Go4Go email address and learn to ignore them. But this one got my attention. It says:

"Greetings, Well I would like to know whether you sell Ladders......"

Reply with something like "We only deal with ladders which are favorable to our position."

...or" "We make them out of stone"

...and: "We sell only unbroken ladders."

But make sure that you include the caveat: "We cannot be responsible if the ladder is broken if used in the wrong position."

Do you sell nets as well?