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PHP help wanted

Posted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 7:29 pm
by Joaz Banbeck
3/22/2019: Please ignore this post.

[admin]

We may need some programming help. Starting salary will be the same as an admin.

Please PM me.

[/admin]

Re: PHP help wanted

Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 7:21 am
by SpongeBob
PHP programming needs far more education than admin tasks. In order to attract those rare talents, I think you should make that:

"Starting salary will be twice an admin's salary."

Re: PHP help wanted

Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2013 2:15 pm
by Bantari
SpongeBob wrote:PHP programming needs far more education than admin tasks. In order to attract those rare talents, I think you should make that:

"Starting salary will be twice an admin's salary."


I think it depends what the admin salary is. If the money is good enough... you'll attract people.
So... how much are we talking about here? Or is it a secret?

Re: PHP help wanted

Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2013 4:27 pm
by ez4u
Bantari wrote:
SpongeBob wrote:PHP programming needs far more education than admin tasks. In order to attract those rare talents, I think you should make that:

"Starting salary will be twice an admin's salary."


I think it depends what the admin salary is. If the money is good enough... you'll attract people.
So... how much are we talking about here? Or is it a secret?

Well, looking at L19's revenue model I doubt 1X or 2X matters... :D

Re: PHP help wanted

Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2013 4:32 pm
by Bonobo
ez4u wrote:
Bantari wrote:[..]

Well, looking at L19's revenue model I doubt 1X or 2X matters... :D
Mh… methinks there IS a difference between one beer and two beers.

Re: PHP help wanted

Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2013 4:35 pm
by schultz
Bonobo wrote:
ez4u wrote:
Bantari wrote:[..]

Well, looking at L19's revenue model I doubt 1X or 2X matters... :D
Mh… methinks there IS a difference between one beer and two beers.

I...I can't tell if this is going over people's heads or everyone is just in on the joke... Do I speak up and try to help? Or am I just making a fool of myself?!

<insert math joke about multiplying by a certain number where the final output doesn't change>

Re: PHP help wanted

Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2013 4:40 pm
by Bonobo
schultz wrote:[..]

<insert math joke about multiplying by a certain number where the final output doesn't change>
Heh :-D I’d also at first thought about that joke but then thought I’d faintly remember some donation request and poll about how to use the donations, and I (just as faintly) remembered that there was some talk about a beer and a pizza or something for the admin ;-)

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I mean, IF it was that certain number then JB could have offered triple the amount, no?

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Re: PHP help wanted

Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2013 8:37 pm
by Joaz Banbeck
It is only double. We're saving the third beer as a performance bonus, to be awarded if the programmer actually fixes the 'connection timed out' bug.

Re: PHP help wanted

Posted: Sat Aug 10, 2013 6:45 am
by xed_over
Joaz Banbeck wrote:It is only double. We're saving the third beer as a performance bonus, to be awarded if the programmer actually fixes the 'connection timed out' bug.

but is this a php bug? or a sql db bug? (or some combination).

personally, I suspect the database.

Re: PHP help wanted

Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 10:12 pm
by schultz
xed_over wrote:
Joaz Banbeck wrote:It is only double. We're saving the third beer as a performance bonus, to be awarded if the programmer actually fixes the 'connection timed out' bug.

but is this a php bug? or a sql db bug? (or some combination).

personally, I suspect the database.

That's always been my suspicion, too. That and/or some combination with the datacenter and how they admin the db server(s).

Re: PHP help wanted

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2013 11:57 am
by oiseaux
As said, if you're getting a 552 error, there could be many possible reasons as the server is rejecting the connection mid-request. Anything from a DB issue, PHP, http server or even a cron job could be an issue - so I would recommend perhaps changing your request to a LAMP developer (assuming that linux, apache, php and mysql are indeed the technologies being used here), in order to find your successful candidate more easily. Good luck!

Re: PHP help wanted

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2013 12:27 pm
by macelee
I am no expert in this area. But has the admin checked the log files? There must be some clues in the log files.

Re: PHP help wanted

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 1:19 pm
by goTony
Joaz Banbeck wrote:It is only double. We're saving the third beer as a performance bonus, to be awarded if the programmer actually fixes the 'connection timed out' bug.


A performance bonus an excellent motivator!

Re: PHP help wanted

Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 4:28 am
by angliknight4
I have experience in coding PHP, but I can't commit because I'm currently under contract.

If theres anything I could help (coding questions), don't hesitate to ask me. :study:

Re: PHP help wanted

Posted: Tue May 26, 2015 6:19 am
by virre
If style in need hit me up. I of course also work, but can help a bit in the weekend.

The 552 relates to server setup mostly. Might also be a bit of a phpBB clunkiness issues.