The smart thing would have been to stick with school and go to university right out of high school. But I digress...
Anyway, I've noticed there are a lot of techies on the forum, and I was hoping for a simple answer to this dilemma. I'm heading for my very first aneurism trying to find a regular, offline piece of software for an actual computer (not an app). A netbook is what I have to work with.
I don't need it to synchronize across platforms. I don't want a web service or any sort of web-dependent function. Image and video integration are useless to me. I don't need to share my notes online with others. I will not pay for features that I feel are necessary to individual use note-taking. In fact, a fully functional, free software is what I'm looking for, ideally.
So far my best result, after hours of searching, downloading, testing, etc., has been CintaNotes (ver. 2.3). It's simple, functional, lightweight, organizable, the works. Not dependent on a web service. Doesn't support graphics but I don't mind that. The simple idea is that I type much faster than I can possibly write and can edit and consolidate my notes and link them together (in a Wikipedia-esque way).
And that's the issue with CintaNotes. It comes at a freemium, and I can't put links to other notes of mine within other notes without paying, which I find ridiculous. It seems like a basic, necessary feature to me. I might as well use paper otherwise.
And so I come to you in the hopes that a few enlightening words and maybe a link or two might make my life a whole lot easier. Thank you.

