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Yokoi: I don't know how he can play in a serious setting like this. Go...something else that makes a lot of noise. Well, at least I don't know the rules, and I definitely don't know how the pieces battle each other, so maybe it won't bother me. I think I'll actually be able to listen in class today! Thank goodness!
(Seki keeps playing pieces dramatically. Yokai can't resist peeking.)

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Yokoi: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
(Seki moves the pieces to make the bear punch the rabbit, then makes several other fight scenes.)
Yokoi: Oh! But they're fighting! The black stones and the white stones are fighting each other! Leave it to Seki-kun to find a weird way to play Go. Or...is this how you actually play?
(Yokoi imagines a professional Go match--)
Announcer: Player number one....2-8, Bear. Bear clothesline! Player number two...3-6. Bunny executes the Rabbit Chop! Cross Arm-breaker! Player number one...1-5, Bear. Bear German Suplex!
Timekeeper: Ten seconds.
Yokoi. Impossible. That can't be right! No adult can make those with a straight face! Yeah, there's no way. Not something like a bunny strangling a bear.
Teacher: This is going to be on the test.
Yokoi. Wha-? What's that? Now this and--
(Yokoi starts desperately writing notes, only to realize that she's actually drawn the bunny and bear fighting.)
Yokoi: Crap, I ended up copying the fight, too! Geez, this is all Seki-kun's fault! (Glares at him, only to notice that the Go stones are now randomly scattered.)
Yokoi: Man, everything's so messed up, I don't even know what's going on anymore...
(Seki dramatically starts placing Go stones again. Soon Yokoi sees a single back and white creature that looks part bear, part bunny.)
Yokoi: Whoa, they've been combined! A new character has been created! Looks like the battle has been decided. So, back to taking notes...
(Seki plays more Go stones, in even more dramatic scenes.)
Yokoi: He's starting something again. I can't help but be curious...WHAAAAAT?
(Seki has added a second creature identical to the first, except it has its white and black parts reversed, and it is attacking the first creature.)
Yokoi: A new enemy! And it's the opposite color! Is that his shadow self or something? Those are usually pretty tough...
(First creature hits the new creature.)
Yokoi: Yes! He went on the counter-attack! You can do it! Don't lose to your shadow!
(First creature kicks second creature)
Yokoi: Yes, you've got this!
(A flash of light between the creatures, made with white Go stones)
Yokoi: Whoa, is that a beam weapon? No fair, that's totally unfair! (Seki moves Go stones around) A flying punch? That's WAY unfair! So the Shadow's a bad guy after all! What? The Shadow can't win!
Teacher: Hey, Yokoi! Stop daydreaming, young lady. This is going to be on the exam!
Yokoi: I, uh, wasn't, uh, sir. It's not my fault! Seki-kun was, uh--he, uh...was, uh... (She points to Seki, but the Go stones are gone and he is innocently sitting and reading his textbook.)
Yokoi: Uh....uh... (stands up holding notebook, showing everyone the drawing of the bear and rabbit) All right! Here's the PROOF of his misdeeds! RIGHT HERE!
Silence....
Teacher: What's that supposed to be?
Yokoi: Uh.....aaaagh....now it looks like I was the one messing around. I'm sorry, sensei.