Helel wrote:We need Jordus IRL identity of course, but once we have it we certainly can do more than squat.
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In celebration of the glory and prosperity that is abundant throughout the magnificent Forums of Life in Nineteen By Nineteen, I have been given, through the hands of the Party of Everlasting Freedom, the privilege of announcing a new system, that will safeguard our ever-present creative energy and spirit, and end once and for all the rampant practices of Trolls, Criminals, and other Undesirable Elements that have, untill now, so negligently been tolerated by the corrupted elite of moderators! We shall call it... the TRIAS POLITICA!
- On the First Level, there will be a democratically elected Council of Law, which decides upon the Forum Laws and Regulations. They will represent the ordinary denizens of the Forum, who have so far been suffering so heavily under its regrettable mismanagement. In celebration of this, truly anyone who is an approved member of the Party of Everlasting Freedom will be able to vote! Furthermore any and all members who have been pre-approved by the Commission of Candidacy can run in the 4-yearly elections for this prestigious board!
- On the Second Level, a select number of powerful individuals, so-called Moderators will ensure the orderly execution of all pre-approved Forum Laws and Regulations. None shall escape their attention!
- Finally, on the Third And Last Level, we will put our trust in the righteous hands of none less than the mighty Helel. As the Chair and Only Member of the Forum's High Court of Justice, he will thoroughly examine the cases of anyone whose behaviour is dubious. If any are found to have acted in Violation of the Democratically Instituted Forum Laws and Regulations, he himself will find the IRL identities of ALL that disobey. Through his hands, they shall suffer, until through the righteous torment of Justice, even the most rebellious of miscreants will Repent.
Thus shall the Party of Everlasting Freedom create a new state of everlasting well-being, in which there is no more misery, no more poverty, and most importantly - no more trolling! I trust that all of these measures will be rapidly put in place. They will improve the lives not of the arrogant present-day elite Moderators in their ivory towers, but of the common citizens like all of us, who are now toiling away day by day on our posts - and for what reward? Never more will there be needless moderation, or negligence where powerful action is needed!
Now join the Revolution! For Freedom! For Freedom! For Freedom!
Humbly, this insignificant servant of the Party thanks any and all who read all the way to the end of this piece of cr*p for their wasted attention. The precious minutes that you just spent in reading this post are now gone for ever and ever in the mists of time.
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