So, there's someone I don't know but a friend of mine knows, and they keep forwarding me pictures of a beautiful cat who I just can't take in, due to my already cramped 2 animal home.
But, on the off chance that someone here lives on the east coast, and has a lack of Cat in their life, allow me to offer you a chance to fix that lack.
http://omshantinaturals.com/jet-needs-a-home/
In case you didn't make it to the site, let me reitterate, the cat will be neutered and have his shots done, and the nice people involved will figure out transit to you. All you need to be is in need of some catness.
Such cute catness.